Write your truth—luxuriously.

Say hello to your new favorite pen—wrapped in classy vegan leather, engraved with a phrase that’s either wildly inspirational or just mildly offensive (your choice). Whether you're scribbling a to-do list or pretending to take notes in a meeting, this pen does it all—with style, sarcasm, and smooth black ink.

✨ Features:

• Wrapped in cruelty-free, smugly sophisticated vegan leather

• Laser-engraved with your favorite snarky, sweet, or inspirational phrase

• Personalize it! Add your own quote or choose from our delightfully curated list

• Writes like a dream—black ink standard, Parker-style refill compatible
  

• Makes a perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself (because you're worth it)

🎁 Bonus: Comes with the satisfaction of knowing no animals were harmed in the making of your sass.

Pen responsibly. Write fabulously.