It’s your final obligatory family gathering of the year. Half of the room is shrouded in awkward silence while a small group is engaged in a heated debate. As you walk into the room with your fully stocked charcuterie board, all eyes turn to you. Aunt Betty reads the board and spits her drink. The party has officially started. 

The slate charcuterie surface is supported by a stunning acacia wood base and includes three utensils. This charcuterie board is perfect for housewarming gifts, wedding gifts, birthday gifts, or just a love-yourself gift. Warning- this item contains adult language.

Slate is ideal for keeping your meats and cheeses cold during serving. Place your charcuterie board in the refrigerator 1-2 hours before serving, and the stone surface will help keep your meats and cheese cold longer than a traditional wood serving board. 

Measuring 13.75" x 9.75" x 0.5", this charcuterie set includes a serving fork, spreader, and knife. The slate surface is precision laser engraved with a funny definition of charcuterie. Acacia wood and slate are naturally occurring, and as such, the coloration, textures, and patterns will vary from what is pictured. This item is hand-wash only. Do not soak. To keep your slate in tip-top shape, apply a thin layer of mineral oil to protect and moisturize the slate surface.

Ordering is easy! Simply add the item to your cart and check out at your convenience. Your item will be precision laser engraved in our studio, cleaned, and wrapped with care to be shipped directly to your doorstep. 

This style of charcuterie board is available for personalization. Please send us a message to start your custom order!